no fabio, you aren't going to win.
also, carla, you aren't going to win. i keep saying that. eventually i'll be right.
i like emeril. i still like him. i know some people don't. i do.
wow. WOW. i still think jamie was the best cook here. maybe she'll still win. i'd be totally ok with that.
jamie's sounds the best.
stefan talking up leah because she would be easiest to beat in his eyes. guaranteed.
suspense! a well-placed commercial.
chef jeff. cafe dildo is back in the game. i can root for him too.
i can name four very, verrrrrrry upset chefs right now. well, maybe not carla. she probably doesn't realize how much harder this just made it.
ahhh, sick mama. then we should all just let fabio win.
ahhh, bad car. then we should all just let fabio win.
oh yeah. they love hurricanes in new orleans. nice hosea.
jeff's crawfish pot de creme sounds like a good idea.
carla asking the oyster to help her shuck it. that should work.
good point about stefan not making his own sausage. i would make my own sausage if i was in a cooking contest. oh wait. i did. BAHAHAHAHAHA
i think carla and fabio are out. assuming jeff wins. which i think he can.
"it's a hurricane. i'm sure you've heard of that before." i shouldn't be able to believe he just said that.
YAY! TOBY'S GONE!!!!!!!!!!! and gail's back. that's nice too.
yes carla. please don't flash us.
fabio thinks he's in a porn movie. nice.
stefan's beignet doesn't look like it would be good. too small. hard to imagine it's very tender.
oh no, carla is counting on the fact that she's having fun again. that makes the food better. well, it worked before i guess. crap. you cut her head off and 15 more grow.
like hosea has had time to see everyone else's dish. that was cornbread?
good idea to save food for the judges.
i think it could be that team euro gets eliminated in one fell swoop.
well, if jeff doesn't win, they're messing with him.
stefan's sausage. trouble.
fabio: i like it sweet. did i tell you about my sicka mama?
wrong thing to say stefan.
hosea: your sucky cocktail was very authenticly sucky.
i think team euro is gone. unless they decide carla won.
they are saying the same thing about stefan as they said about hung a couple seasons ago. no soul. then hung came out and talked about his mama the whole finale and won. so watch out for tales of stefan's sick mama next week.
so they want to dump team euro, but they can only do it if jeff wins. i will be disappointed if that doesn't happen.
i am prepared to be disappointed.
shoot. crap. he is a close second best and gets eliminated. that sucks.
but fabio, his mama is sicka! didn't you hear?
ugh. that makes me mad.