apr 1: the only fools’ day tweet thing i fell for was a duke’s mayo ice cream sandwich, which, frankly, i maintain does not seem implausible
apr 3: najah has started going to the couch and waiting for me if she decides i’m running late to lap time
apr 4: got good book news. shhhhhhhhhh. fall ’24. i’ll tell you when to preorder
apr 5: texted happy birthday to lara cerri, setting off a 46-text conversation that i didn’t know i needed, but was not surprised
apr 6: got randomly hooked on an absurdly deep reo cut again. you’ve never heard it, i almost guarantee. but i heard it in my brain then cued it up on spotify like every day for a week
apr 7: refused to buy my coffee liqueur because price skyrocketed, then went to a different store and found a bigger bottle for same price i used to pay for smaller bottle
apr 8: pizza at tim carman’s desk
apr 9: finished “pam & tommy” and i’m just so happy there won’t be a second season
apr 10: smoked meat
apr 11:
when someone asks me for florida recommendations i now instinctively send them directly to s3e5 of “Big Mouth”
apr 12: it’s worth it to add the lobster course
apr 14: we have dc officers that are stationed in our lobby. i have a favorite, and i saw him at starbucks, randomly
apr 15: got tired on walk so sat at fountains at city center for a minute and that was enough. it’s no belaggio, but nice
apr 16: listened to some cued up twisted sister and sat smug in the knowledge i’ve seen them live thrice
apr 17: spring thanksgiving on the roof
apr 18: because mcdonald